Epic Skype Battle: 3 Penises vs.Castle Fizz and Commander Brimky w/Lady Linnea
3 Penises vs.Castle Fizz and Commander Brimky w/Lady Linnea
- King Chuck XXX: for those of us with famous weapons as cocks
- King Chuck XXX: i say we wage war against castle Fizz
- Fizzy McShizzy: I say……no. xD
- Donald: FOR TESTOSTERONNNNNEEEEEEEEE
- Larry: Sounds good to me
- Fizzy McShizzy: FINE
- Fizzy McShizzy: 3 to 1
- Fizzy McShizzy: So not fair though
- Fizzy McShizzy: WAIT
- King Chuck XXX: ha
- Fizzy McShizzy: I’m a castle?
- Fizzy McShizzy: Then I have CANNONS
- King Chuck XXX: naturally
- King Chuck XXX: ….ohshit
- Fizzy McShizzy: and other stuff that goes “BOOM”
- King Chuck XXX: BLOOD CLOTS!!!
- King Chuck XXX: TAKE COVER
- Fizzy McShizzy: XD
- Donald: SHIT
- Donald: DEPLOY EMERGENCY TAMPONS
- King Chuck XXX: OMG!
- King Chuck XXX: WE’VE BEEN AMBUSHED FROM THE LEFT FLANK!
- King Chuck XXX: THE TAMPON INFINTRY HAS BEEN ANNIHILATED!
- Donald: SHIT
- Donald: BRING IN THE MAXIPAD DEFENSE
- King Chuck XXX: THE MAXIPAD DEFENSE IS STILL AT SEA, SIR, MEANT TO BACK UP THE
- DOUCHE-ARMADA
- King Chuck XXX: WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM!
- Donald: SHIT
- Donald: DO WE HAVE ANY MIDOL-ARTILLERY LEFT?
- King Chuck XXX: YES SIR! WE WERE RESTOCKED A FORTNIGHT AGO
- Donald: GOOD, FIRE AT WILL. AT LEAST WE CAN MAKE IT LESS PAINFUL ON OURSELVES LATER ON.
- King Chuck XXX: READY THE MIDOL ARTILLERY! FIRE ON MY COMMAND!
- King Chuck XXX: …
- King Chuck XXX: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Donald: BBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
- Donald: HOLD, CHECK WEAPONS!
- Donald: STATUS REPORT ON THE CASTLE?
- King Chuck XXX: I BELIEVE WE MAY HAVE SENT HER INTO SHOCK SIR
- King Chuck XXX: OR A RAGING FIT OF LAUGHTER
- Fizzy McShizzy: *FIRES BITCH MISSLES*
- King Chuck XXX: WE SHOULD STRIK— HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
- Donald: TAKE COVER! INCOMING BITCH MISSLES!
- ***King Chuck XXX DIVES***
- ***Donald ducks and covers***
- Larry: Oh god!!!!!!!! SERPENTINE
- Donald: INITIATE OPERATION ERECTION.
- Donald: WE WILL TAKE THIS CASLTE BY FORCE
- King Chuck XXX: King Chuck XXX STROKES
- King Chuck XXX: SODOMIZING TROOPS
- King Chuck XXX: FAP FAP FAPPING THE COMMANDOS
- Fizzy McShizzy: *PULLS PINS ON MOODY GRENADES*
- King Chuck XXX: PREPPING THE LUBE-RIGADE
- Donald: FIRE THE FARTING GAS!
- Fizzy McShizzy: *CALLS FOR HELP*
- *** Fizzy McShizzy added Kimothy ***
- ***King Chuck XXX PUTS ON GAS MASK AND UNLOADS***
- King Chuck XXX: OMG
- King Chuck XXX: SIR
- Donald: YES, SOLDIER?
- Kimothy: I’M THE BACKUP BITCH
- King Chuck XXX: CASTLE FIZZ HAS REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVING FROM THE EAST!
- Larry: Let loose the hounds
- Donald: SHIT
- ***King Chuck XXX UNLEASHED THE DOGS***
- Kimothy: THE HOUNDS WILL SUCCUMB TO MY CHARMS AND FOOD BRIBES
- Donald: BEGIN NUTSACK DEPLOYMENT
- ***King Chuck XXX ORDERS B52’S TO DROP BALLS***
- Fizzy McShizzy: *CASTLE WALLS TOO STRONG*
- Larry: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
- Donald: DAMNIT
- King Chuck XXX: THERE IS NO HOPE!
- King Chuck XXX: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
- Kimothy: WINNNING!
- Donald: NO, THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE
- Donald: HERE, TAKE THIS PERFORMACE ENHANCER
- Donald: IT’S CALLED VIAGRA
- King Chuck XXX: YOU’RE RIGHT SIR
- Donald: WE WILL WIN THIS
- King Chuck XXX: I didn’t want to have to do this…
- Donald: WE WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO THE WOMAN
- King Chuck XXX: But…its for the sake of our country.
- Kimothy: IT’S WOMEN NOW
- King Chuck XXX: KAMEEEEEEEE HAMEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- King Chuck XXX: HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Donald: OH GOD
- Donald: CHUCK’S POWER LEVEL
- King Chuck XXX: SHINKU TATSUMAKI RYUKEN!
- Donald: ITS OVER 9000!
- King Chuck XXX: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
- Donald: A CRITICAL HIT!
- *** King Chuck XXX PLAYS ALL FIVE BODY PARTS OF EXODIA***
- King Chuck XXX: EXODIA
- Kimothy: CASTLE FIZZ, BRING OUT THE PILL
- Donald: STAB BONUS!
- Larry: Initiate woman placement program.
- King Chuck XXX: OBLITERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Larry: *gets kitchen ready*
- King Chuck XXX: No.
- Fizzy McShizzy: PILL READY
- King Chuck XXX: I played exodia
- King Chuck XXX: we’re done
- King Chuck XXX: you’re all dead
- King Chuck XXX: I win
- King Chuck XXX: (dance)
- Donald: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD BY DEPLOYING THE PILL
- Fizzy McShizzy: *OBLISK THE TORMENTOR*
- King Chuck XXX: …OHSHIT
- Donald: I SUMMON THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA!
- King Chuck XXX: I SUMMON PIKACHU
- King Chuck XXX: PIKACHU
- King Chuck XXX: THUNDERBOLT
- Kimothy: I SUMMON SILFER THE SKY DRAGON
- King Chuck XXX: Pikachu: PIKAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Fizzy McShizzy: *GEODUDE USED EARTHQUAKE*
- King Chuck XXX: FUCK YOU
- King Chuck XXX: BLASTOISE! HYDRO-PUMP!
- Fizzy McShizzy: FUCK
- King Chuck XXX: WE’RE NOT DONE YET
- King Chuck XXX: I NOW ACTIVATE MY TSUNAMI TRAP CARD
- King Chuck XXX: IT REMOVES ALL TRAP AND MAGIC CARDS FROM THE PLAYING FIELD
- Donald: BROTHER, I FEAR THEY MAY BE CALLING MORE REINFOCEMENTS
- King Chuck XXX: REINFORCEMENTS
- King Chuck XXX: HA
- Donald: WE MUST REINFORCE OUR FLANKS
- King Chuck XXX: I NOW PLACE TWO CARDS FACE DOWN AND END MY TURN
- Donald: OUR REARS CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER ATTACK
- Fizzy McShizzy: *SNEAK ATTACK*
- King Chuck XXX: I KNEW YOU WOULD
- King Chuck XXX: YOU’VE NOW ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
- King Chuck XXX: GOD SLIME!
- Kimothy: BUT WAIT, YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME
- King Chuck XXX: OH NO I HAVEN’T
- King Chuck XXX: GOD SLIME TAKES THE SHAPE OF WHATEVER MONSTER ATTACKS IT
- King Chuck XXX: SINCE YOU ATTACKED IT, FIZZ
- King Chuck XXX: IT NOW LOOKS LIKE YOU
- King Chuck XXX: MUAHAHAHAHA
- King Chuck XXX: CASTLE FIZZ VS CASTLE FIZZ
- King Chuck XXX: BRING IT BITCHES
- Fizzy McShizzy: ITS SO HIDEOUS
- Donald: WE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE
- King Chuck XXX: I AM THE KING OF GAMES
- Donald: OUR DEFENSES ARE NOW AT FULL CAPACITY
- King Chuck XXX:YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
- King Chuck XXX: WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED, DONALD
- Donald: BEGIN PREPPING THE DEATH STAR BLAST CANON.
- Kimothy: BUT LUKE SKYWALKER IS MY LOVER
- King Chuck XXX: AGUMON DIGIVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Kimothy: LUKE, ATTACK THE DEATH STAR
- King Chuck XXX: AGUMON DIGIVOLVE TO GREY MON
- Donald: NOT SO FAST! THERES A TRACTOR BEAM!
- King Chuck XXX: GREYMON DIGIVOLVE TO SKULL GREYMON
- King Chuck XXX: SKULLGREYMON DNA DIGIVOLVE!!!!!!!
- Fizzy McShizzy: *PHASERS SET TO KILL*
- Kimothy: IVE GOT THE EWOKS TO HELP ME OUT
- King Chuck XXX: SKULLGREYMON DNA DIGIVOLVE TO
- King Chuck XXX: HA
- King Chuck XXX: YOU’RE EWOKS ARE NOTHING
- King Chuck XXX: I HAVE THE REPUBLIC ON MY SIDE
- Donald: YOUR EWOKS WILL BE OUR DINNER
- King Chuck XXX: I CONTOL THE MUTHA FUCKIN’ FORCE
- Kimothy: OH NO YOU DON’T
- Fizzy McShizzy: CHUCK I AM YOUR FATHER
- Fizzy McShizzy: xD
- Kimothy: I AM THE MOTHER FRICKEN FORCE
- King Chuck XXX: GASP
- Kimothy: YOU CANT CONTROL ME
- Donald: FEAR NOT, WE HAVE RECOVERED THE ELDER WAND
- Larry: Put your balls in my dick
- Kimothy: BUT I TOOK IT OFF MALFOY
- *** King Chuck XXX SOUNDS LARRY WITH HIS BALLS***
- Donald: BUT I KILLED HIM!
- King Chuck XXX: King Chuck XXX IS BALLS DEEP IN LARRY COCK
- Donald: I AM THE TRUE MASTER
- Fizzy McShizzy: I STOLE HARRY’S WAND
- Kimothy: I AM HARRY’S WAND
- King Chuck XXX: >|
- King Chuck XXX: THIS IS A PROBLEM
- King Chuck XXX: BUT FEAR NOT
- King Chuck XXX: EARTH
- King Chuck XXX: WIND
- Donald: DOESNT MATTER, THE ELDER WAND IS ALL POWERFUL
- King Chuck XXX: FIRE
- King Chuck XXX: WATER
- King Chuck XXX: HEART
- King Chuck XXX: CAPTAIN PLANET
- King Chuck XXX: HE’S A HERO
- King Chuck XXX: GONNA TAKE YOU LOSERS DOWN TO ZERO
- Kimothy: NAHUH
- Kimothy: THAT’S BECAUSE I’M SECRETLY ‘THE ONE’
- King Chuck XXX: Pssssssssssssh
- *** Fizzy McShizzy added Linnea ***
- King Chuck XXX: I’mma whip dat ass, Neo
- King Chuck XXX: SHIT, ARE YOU FUCKING SRS
- Kimothy: WE HAVE BACK UP
- King Chuck XXX: WHEN DID THE TABLES GET TURNED AGAIN?!?!?!
- King Chuck XXX: FINE
- King Chuck XXX: I WAS HOPING I COULD SAVE THIS CARD BUT
- King Chuck XXX: I NOW PLAY
- King Chuck XXX: MY CHANGE OF HEART MAGIC CARD
- King Chuck XXX: IT ALLOWS ME TO TAKE ONE CARD FROM YOUR SIDE OF THE FIELD AND
- USE IT
- King Chuck XXX: AND I CHOOSE TO TAKE LINNEA
- Linnea: O.O L;AMLCJFD BAKURA!!!!
- Kimothy: NEVER
- King Chuck XXX: SO COME TO ME, YOUR NEW ALLY, AND LETS PUT AN END TO THESE FOOLISH CHALLENGERS
- Linnea: GUYS, I HAVE TO
- Linnea: IT’S THE RULES ON THE CARD
- Kimothy: NOT UNLESS YOU BURN THAT CARD
- Linnea: TELL ME YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CANCEL ITS EFFECT
- Fizzy McShizzy: *BLACKHOLE*
- Fizzy McShizzy: Oh fuck
- Fizzy McShizzy: Its over xD
- Kimothy: |:
- Fizzy McShizzy: No one won
- Kimothy: Awkwarddd
- Fizzy McShizzy: Blackhole takes out all the monsters on both sides of the field
- Fizzy McShizzy: That awkward moment when you destroy everything xD
- Kimothy: Yeeepp
- Donald: of course women fucked it up
- Donald Tripp: >.>
- Donald Tripp: that was sexist. xD
- Fizzy McShizzy: HEY DONALD GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
- Hanson Collette: o.o
- King Chuck XXX: Pssh
- King Chuck XXX: Ya’ll don’t know how good I am at duel monsters
- King Chuck XXX: When you destroyed every card on the field
- King Chuck XXX: you forgot my two face down cards
- King Chuck XXX: one of them
- King Chuck XXX: was Ragnarok
- King Chuck XXX: and when it is removed from play
- King Chuck XXX: you lose all your life points
- Donald Tripp: ohh shitttttt
- King Chuck XXX: we both do
- King Chuck XXX: however
- Linnea: XDDDD
- King Chuck XXX: i also had another magic card in my hand
- King Chuck XXX: graceful charity
- King Chuck XXX: which gives me an extra 500 life points
- King Chuck XXX: in the end.
- King Chuck XXX: …
- King Chuck XXX: I win
- Donald: MALES REMAIN VICTORIOUSSSSS
- They may have won the battle…but the war rages on….
