May 2013
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Anonymous asked: Your eyes are prettyful, and I liked your pink hair. ~The Anonymous Complimentor
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I have a copy of my medical record
I’m slightly frightened by how illegible the doctors handwriting is.
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 9
This one is pretty personal so have a break[[MORE]]
Comforting me after a failed attempt at sex (with backstory!):
I tried to have sex with Charming last night. It felt right, I’m the most comfortable I’ve been with a man, and I happened to bring condoms with me. No dirty details just that I tried, it didn’t work and I started to cry. Not from pain or anything I just got really...
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Food Update!
I have tested a few of my concepts and unfortunately I need to work on all that I have tested so far. As well as my job which is taking me to North Carolina for a few months.
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So Supernatural is on
I’m watching DVR’d stuff with my mom and it froze so I had to exit out and we were on the channel with Supernatural and I heard “CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON” and screamed “NO! NONONONONONO” at the top of my lungs and went as quick as I could back to the DVR.
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jaydeleau:
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make...
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wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
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dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 8 (aka...
Date night:
He took me to the country club that he is a member of for dinner so I had to look nice. He picked my outfit (I’ll post a picture soon), he dressed up nicer than me. I was feeling totally fine until we got there and I saw how nice the place was, I started to get my buzz-y anxious feeling from being out of place and I like wedged myself against his side until we were seated....
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siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
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THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION
eatsleepcrap:
ANGST
FLUFF
CRACK
AND… *AHEM*
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Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
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OH MY GOSH
HIS MOM SPENT ALMOST A HUNDRED DOLLARS ON ME TODAY NOT INCLUDING LUNCH.
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 7
Having a golfing tournament and leaving his socially anxious girlfriend alone with his very social mother.
He’s buying me some ice cream for this.
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I THINK I JUST DIED A LITTLE
“THE RUDY HOBBIT ALWAYS GETS A PASS”
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flaming-scrotum:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
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OH MY ZEUS.
Catching up on Supernatural because I’m wicked behind
AND WOW ZEUS’ VOICE IS AMAZING.
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sweetdez:
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fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
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My weekend was pretty awesome.
And I learned some really interesting things about Charming. Nothing bad, just on the sort of weird but it’s in the past/I like him too much to care.
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thereisnothingicantbe:
My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 6
About Charming’s lengthy and varied sexual history:
Me: There really isn’t anything I can come up with that you haven’t done…is there?
Charming: No…
Me: I mean I suppose it would all be new for me-
Charming: Well it could actually mean something with you.
Wow.
April 2013
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I just realized something as I sit at the computer...
I went to the dentist last month to get my teeth cleaned. As usual I hadn’t flossed since my last check up because braces. The hygienist kept tutting me and telling me I need to floss more. Anyone who has had braces knows how awful it is to floss. Anyway, the hygienist cleaned my teeth but didn’t floss. Normally, they do but it’s so time consuming that she didn’t either.
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I really really hate parental hypocrisy
I mean, I’m TWENTY YEARS OLD. I’m still not allowed to swear at all. I mean yes, I respect my parents, I live with them, their house their rules. But I mean REALLY?! It’s the end of the freaking world if I curse even a little bit, or heaven forbid say “tits” as in “My huge tits keeps me from wearing cute vests.” I get the mortified look and...
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SERIOUSLY DUDE IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH. THERE IS...
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CHARMING IS COMING BACK TODAY
Now I have to get cute.
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much-randomness replied to your post: much-randomness replied to your post: …
ooo so you instigated?? way to be bold! too shy when it comes to taking the first step…obviously because my eye candy and I just do not move forward with anything other than lustful stares and a hello lol
Lol it was kind of awesome because as I freaked out (he had said something about not wanting to start...
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much-randomness replied to your post: much-randomness replied to your post: Chronicles…
because you are awesome! that’s why :)
We literally hung out twice and at the end of the second time I (BEING THE WEIRDO PERSON I AM) had kissed him and then freaked out about all the other dudes that were going for my affections. Then went “If you think there is something worthwhile -NOT...
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much-randomness replied to your post: Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 5
and here I am just sitting and eating kettle corn and being all ” I want one…” #single life lol.
I don’t even know how this happened.
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 5
Trying to cheer me up after I revisit the nightmare in my head:
Charming: “You are the midnight to the day that is my happiness, it begins and ends with you.” Quite the charmer isn’t he?
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 4
Calling at 8:00 in the morning after a nightmare:
Me: -crying because yeah that’s not embarrassing- “I’m sorry please don’t be mad.”
Charming: “Oh honey what’s wrong?”
Me: “I know it’s early I’m sorry but I had a nightmare…I was going to text you but I started to cry…”
Charming: “Honey what did I tell you...
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 3
The reason for the ending of last relationship:
Me: “Honestly? From what he told me, I didn’t appreciate him in the right ways or often enough…”
Charming: “You obviously were too good for him, a bit cliche for my taste but never more have I found it so true. To be so shallow about sex is ridiculous, sex is no reason to be with or leave someone. I’d rather golf...
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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 2
The pet names:
Honey
Sweetie
Sweetheart
Baby doll
Babe
Beautiful
Gorgeous
Dear
I never before liked being called anything other than my name but damn, it makes me smile :D
