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Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 10
Not all of them are really nice. Canceling plans on me again to go golfing with old teammates but I found out something really nice from him in the process (All through text!):
Charming: I feel terrible for planning two things on the same day and asking to reschedule…I don’t want to upset my baby.
Me: It’s fine. Not the first time, won’t be the last.
Charming: No no no no, you mean a lot to me and I care deeply for you, I couldn’t tell you the last time I felt like this or cared if I upset someone…I don’t like this :(
Me: Don’t like what? I’m confused.
Charming: I feel bad that I may have disappointed you, and I don’t want to do that to you… Ever. It’s such a deep feeling that I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced it before.
Me: Deep feeling of not wanting to disappoint me? I hate to tell you but I have pretty low expectations to begin with, so I kind of already assume that people have better things to do or whatever. Keeps the disappointment at bay.
Charming: I don’t want you to feel that way with me though, I want to exceed every expectation and make you happy. And I was trying to explain how much I care for you… It’s slightly scary how much I do.
Me: It is?
Charming: Yeah, I don’t want to make you upset and want to make you happy all of the time. I think you broke me.
Me: I’m sorry?
Charming: Don’t be sweetie, you have taken the virginity of my heart, it’s a new and scary sensation and there’s no one I’d rather it have been with.
I mean it’s kind of disgustingly sweet and cheesy. I like it :3
Anonymous asked: Your eyes are prettyful, and I liked your pink hair. ~The Anonymous Complimentor
ASDFGHJKL Not expecting that! Thank you Anon!
I have a copy of my medical record
I’m slightly frightened by how illegible the doctors handwriting is.
Chronicles of Dating a Prince Charming Part 9
This one is pretty personal so have a break
I have tested a few of my concepts and unfortunately I need to work on all that I have tested so far. As well as my job which is taking me to North Carolina for a few months.
So Supernatural is on
I’m watching DVR’d stuff with my mom and it froze so I had to exit out and we were on the channel with Supernatural and I heard “CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON” and screamed “NO! NONONONONONO” at the top of my lungs and went as quick as I could back to the DVR.
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina